circumcision or toenail excision (removal)? or ….?

As a child I masturbated alot. And I mean A L O T.I thought I was being clever AND clean by doing it in my dirty socks.Pull it off,throw it in the laundry,no mess no fuss,right? Well that was fine then, but after doing this for so long,and I admit I still do it once in a while, my penis actually grew a Toenail! Or a claw, I’m not sure.But my question is this if anyone might know. Should I go to the Dr. and have a "Toenail Excision" performed or would a circumcision be the way to go? Or should i just keep on clipping it like I have been? signed: NAILED

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3 Responses to circumcision or toenail excision (removal)? or ….?

  1. Ian Brett Cooper says:

    Have you seen the movie ‘District 9′?

    I think you’re experiencing the first stages of turning into a Prawn.

  2. tonksloopy says:

    this cant be a real question.

  3. Connor says:

    Nice story. But you shouldn’t fibb.
    Masturbation causes nothing bad.

    -Connor

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